Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Season 5
The lives and loves of five friends in the Northern town of Runcorn.
Where to Watch Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps • Season 5
14 Episodes
- Dead
E1DeadIt's the day of the funeral - and our Jonny is there in the wheelchair. He may have survived, but that meant the loss of another character - Donna's mother Flo. Jonny is famous after his shooting, and is determined to milk it for all he can. Meanwhile, Gaz's ""impotence"" problem has returned, if only he could get rid of it the way he did before. Louise spends the night in a cell for messing with Jonny's records. - Nobbly Bobbly
E2Nobbly BobblyAs Munch gets jiggy with the Archer's new barmaid Kelly, Donna and Gaz move into Flo's old house, which Donna has inherited on the proviso that Donna does not look into the cupboard under the stairs. Hearing noises, Gaz is convinced that the house is haunted by Flo's ghost, but the stairs collapse when he opens the door, so he and Donna must move back to their flat. Louise sees a psychiatrist called Dr. Yark and tells him that her actions were probably caused by a sub-conscious effort to protect him from learning about Janet and Gaz. She is released and goes round to tell Jonny what she saw just as he is about to propose to Janet after suffering a bout of agoraphobia. - Shrink
E3ShrinkJanet discovers that she's pregnant, and she and Jonny decide to get married and start planning. Gaz kisses Louise as a means of blackmailing her into not divulging that he slept with Janet. After Louise counsels Donna about her relationship with her mother, Donna decides to sell Flo's house and use the proceeds to go on a hiking tour of Ecuador with Gaz. - Ecuador
E4EcuadorFurious with Gaz for sleeping with Janet, Donna walks out, she can't bring herself to forgive either of them. Jonny has a present from Gaz, a £100 car, that he names Herbie. Louise has to get Jonny to forgive her for getting him shot to her solicitor, so black mails him, he doesn't go with it so she puts poor Herbie under the crusher! Donna is on her way to Ecuador without Gaz, can Janet stop her? - Crab
E7CrabIt's the day of Jonny's and Janet wedding, and they're nowhere to be found! Gaz and Donna rush off looking for them. Gaz thinks he left Jonny tied to a lamppost, but the barmaid took him down. Jonny and Janet are stuck in a Tesco's van. They wake up in their wedding outfits, and have no idea why they're there. Meanwhile Gaz and Donna pretend to be Jonny and Janet, so they still can get married. Luckily, the Tesco van ends up at their wedding, and Janet and Jonny finally get married. - Fat
E8FatSix months have elapsed since the wedding and Janet is heavily pregnant, but she has let the place become a tip, so Louise brings her community-service girls round to tidy it up--but all they do is sit around smoking and chatting to Janet. After they leave, Janet realizes that she has no desire to be like them and cleans up. Donna is working in a bucket factory and can get promotion if she sells 4,000 buckets. Jonny also has a job--as potman at the Archer--but it only lasts one day. Gaz, pining after Donna leaves him again, has been comfort-eating and is seriously overweight, but when he sees Donna again, he wants her back, so he prepares to slim down with Munch's help. - Who's the Daddy?
E10Who's the Daddy?In the last episode Gaz just got ran over by the ambulance which was going to Janets house. While Janet is in labour, she can't find Jonny! Jonny then sees Gaz being put in the ambulance, and when Jonny sees Gaz, Gaz tells him to look after the baby as if it was his! Jonny is stunned to find out that Gaz is the father. Meanwhile Louise has to bring Janet to the hospital and Jonny meets Janet there. First he hated the baby and Janet, but after spending some time with them he changes his mind. And at the end Gaz and Donna finally got back together. - God
E12GodJanet is planning her baby's christening, and now that the two couples have made up and are friends again, she asks Donna and Gaz to be Corinthian's godparents. However, Louise has a religious experience in which she sees God and believes that she should be the baby's godmother, causing Janet to postpone the christening and Louise to take drastic action. - Near, Far
E14Near, FarLouise is anxious to show off her sexy new boyfriend, but her squeaky voice and odd ways are already getting on his nerves. Gaz decides to overcome his fear of sheep and move into the house after he must rescue Donna from a flock in the garden. While Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, convinced that the job is his, Janet also gets an offer: as a singer on a cruise ship. Which means sailing for Mauritius the next day.
