Puppets Who Kill

Season 1

The series takes place in a halfway house for very bad puppets and features four felonious puppet inmates who are doing time with their human caseworker as they wait until that glorious day.

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14 Episodes

Pilot
E1
PilotDan meets with four puppet clients and finds that each of them has deeply rooted psychological problems.
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
E2
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's WifeWhen the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Cuddles Goes To Jail
E3
Cuddles Goes To JailButtons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Buttons Goes To Court
E4
Buttons Goes To CourtDan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Bill's Brain
E5
Bill's BrainBill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
E6
The Island Of Skip-Along PeteSkip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Rocko's Telethon
E7
Rocko's TelethonRocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
E8
Cuddles The Safety MascotCuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Dan's Crush
E9
Dan's Crush
Dan The Greeter
E10
Dan The GreeterDash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
Cuddles Gets Laid
E11
Cuddles Gets LaidDan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Dan's Umbrella
E12
Dan's UmbrellaDan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
E13
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
The Payback
E14
The Payback