Savage Beach
Directed by Andy SidarisDEA agents flying cargo as part of their cover make an emergency landing on a remote island in the pacific, where several unscrupulous parties are looking for a WWII gold treasure.
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- christopherw34April 19, 2025Right of the bat, after seeing the first scene with Patty Cakes wearing an amazing white top, I vowed that if I don't get to see them ta tas in all their glory by the end of the movie I would smash my TV. Spoiler... I still have a working television. It wasn't even 10 minutes later before pay off. The story had something to do about Japan hiding gold on an island. But other than some different groups double crossing each other I don't really know. Those two flying ladies in a bunch of the Sidaris movies are here again, but this time they have plane trouble and we actually get some plane model special effects and a mid air change of clothes. Over all solidly in line with the better Sidaris movies as far as boobs and action. There was also some odd choices by what ever make up artist aged up the Japanese warrior. One disappointing feature was the lack of wired title sequence. From our -5 to plus five rating where -5 is an amazing bad movie Chris Markus and Cooper give this one -3.5.
- Mister ArnSeptember 2, 2025“Savage Beach” is pure ’80s B-movie—actresses deliver lines and flaunt bodies with gusto but little range, while the supporting cast leans into campy villainy. The treasure-hunt plot is padded with espionage, betrayals, gunplay, and breasts. Its thin script and dated gender dynamics weigh it down, yet it remains unashamed of exactly what it is.
