Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Directed by Andy SidarisTwo drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!
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- Matthias_812April 2, 2025There's a snake on the loose carrying cancer in its venom from a lab experiment, frisbee with razor blades, topless babes, macho henchmen, topless babes, explosions, subpar fight choreography, and did I say topless babes? Practically every female ends up topless sometime or another. This thing held my interest the whole time (even beyond the boobage) and packs a bloody ending
- KnightmareAlphaAugust 24, 2025Despite it's reputation, I like it slightly less than it's predecessor, Malibu Express. The setup takes itself just slightly too serious in many scenes and the plot, despite being more focused than Malibu Express, meanders a bit around. The audio mixing is also less good, making it sometimes harder to understand dialog. It also feels like some aspects of filmmaking didn't come together, as some setup lacks pay-off. The cast is likable enough, but the limitations of hiring playmates are quite clear. Still if you seek something like Malibu Express or a fun group watch, you will get it here. Ironically fun rating 3.5/5.0. Intended filmmaking (barely applicable here) rating 2.0/5.0.
- brainoAugust 3, 2025Weird snake, great hair and lot of tits
- Mister ArnOctober 15, 2024Blue eyed blondes and boobs in a drug/spy/snake action adventure film. Filled with romantic lines like, "all I want to do is suck the polisher right off your toes".
