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Ted 2
Directed by
Seth MacFarlane
2015
1h 55m
R
Comedy
,
Fantasy
6.3
44%
50%
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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Cast of Ted 2
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Frank Lloyd
Juror
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
David Goldman
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Pundit
Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
Chris Regan
Pundit
Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Wellesley Wild
Pundit
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Security Guard
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Tiffany
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Ted 2 Reviews
ChristyLemire.com
Christy Lemire
If you liked the original Ted, Seth MacFarlane's 2012 surprise smash about a pot-smoking, potty-mouthed teddy bear, then you will probably like Ted 2. It is essentially the exact same movie, and more - and less.
Rolling Stone
Peter Travers
If you're ready to go with the hit-and-miss flow, you'll laugh your ass off.
Detroit News
Adam Graham
For a movie that pretends to address issues of what it means to be human, "Ted 2" is soulless at its core, a pure product.
New York Post
Kyle Smith
I laughed a lot, if infrequently. Is a ballplayer who whiffs four balls but knocks the fifth one 500 feet worth watching? I say yes.
Chicago Sun-Times
Richard Roeper
Mostly though, "Ted 2" feels like far too many other sequels: born of box office expectations more than a bona fide reason to return to the characters we loved the first time around.
Movie Mom
Nell Minow
Gross-out, juvenile, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, marijuana-philic, oh-no-they-didn't jokes, pretending to be comedy.
Flavorwire
Jason Bailey
The "offensive" jokes that pop up every once in a while in 'Ted 2' aren't social satire, or good gags, or even particularly vicious - they're a gimmick, taunting, trollery.
BuzzFeed News
Alison Willmore
Being awful is still no substitute for being funny - but Seth MacFarlane's talking teddy bear sequel does manage some laughs anyway.
Vanity Fair
Richard Lawson
Ted 2 strains to be the synthesis of... what made MacFarlane famous and his deeper creative temperament, and there are moments when that tonal zigging and zagging works. But they are ultimately warring impulses.
Chicago Reader
J. R. Jones
The movie is so indifferently plotted that it soon becomes a bore.
Film Comment Magazine
Michael Sragow
Even when the film is being tart and lowdown, you question how deep MacFarlane's own vulgar roots really go.
Grantland
Wesley Morris
[Seth MacFarlane's] sense of humor generally bodes about as well for moviegoers as a dorsal fin does for swimmers.
Salon.com
Andrew O'Hehir
"Ted 2" is a loosey-goosey stoner road trip with an irrelevant, appealing blend of innocence and sweetness ...
Wall Street Journal
Joe Morgenstern
Some films aspire to high insanity. "Ted 2" aims low and hits the target, but also manages, in its scattershot way, to be gleefully resonant with our fevered times.
USA Today
Brian Truitt
MacFarlane and co-writers Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild have a gift for referential riffs, but the plot is the thinnest of narratives just to connect all the comedy bits.
Los Angeles Times
Rebecca Keegan
While "Ted 2" is absurd and occasionally disgusting, it is also wickedly funny.
New York Times
Manohla Dargis
Mr. MacFarlane can be funny, but "Ted 2" is insultingly lazy hack work that is worth discussing primarily because of how he tries and fails to turn race, and specifically black men, into comedy fodder.
Boston Globe
Mark Feeney
When Ted sits on his couch watching a clip from "Roots" and compares his situation to that of Kunta Kinte getting whipped, you may want to sink into your seat.
Washington Post
Ann Hornaday
Less a spirited defense of tolerance and equality than a facile, only fitfully funny burlesque.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Joe Williams
Because one man's mirth is another man's poison, this critic can only consult his belly as the barometer. On a gut level, "Ted 2" is a funny film.
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Ted 2: Jessica Barth On The Movie
Ted 2: Jessica Barth On The Movie
Behind the Scenes
Ted 2: Mark Wahlberg On The Story
Ted 2: Mark Wahlberg On The Story
Behind the Scenes
Ted 2: Amanda Seyfried On Seth MacFarlane
Ted 2: Amanda Seyfried On Seth MacFarlane
Behind the Scenes
Ted 2: Seth MacFarlane On Making The Sequel
Ted 2: Seth MacFarlane On Making The Sequel
Behind the Scenes
Ted 2: Giovanni Ribisi On Donny's Relationship With Ted
Ted 2: Giovanni Ribisi On Donny's Relationship With Ted
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Ted 2: Ted Wants A Baby
Ted 2: Ted Wants A Baby
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Ted 2: Sam Teaches A Lesson
Ted 2: Sam Teaches A Lesson
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Ted 2: We Could Totally Be Lawyers
Ted 2: We Could Totally Be Lawyers
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Ted 2: Breaking Into Tom Bradys House
Ted 2: Breaking Into Tom Bradys House
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Ted 2: John And Ted Meet Their Lawyer
Ted 2: John And Ted Meet Their Lawyer
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