If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Oʂɯαʅԃσ Rσყҽƚƚ reviewed
November 18, 2025•
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a film that's difficult to describe in a way that would immediately convince someone to see it. I decided to watch it after hearing some buzz from festivals, but I went in not really knowing what to expect. I'm very glad I did, because what I found was a deeply unique film that experiments with storytelling techniques in bold and fascinating ways. I'll try to be as clear as possible about the story without revealing too much.