Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
When a peaceful settlement on the edge of a distant moon finds itself threatened by a tyrannical ruling force, a stranger living among its villagers becomes their best hope for survival.
Angel reviewedSeptember 9, 2025
A new movie by ChatGPT, using sci-fi premieres as its training model—ordered from highest to lowest box office gross—with random race and gender mutations and a complete disregard for the laws of physics.
Final Conclusion: Maybe in another century... and if you were human, please stop making movies. Thank you.
Despair, tedium, apathy, and gratitude that it was over—that's what I felt during the screening of this immense embarrassment.
Originality => -10
Screenplay => 0
Music => 0
Lead Actress => 0
Supporting Actors => 0
Ship Design => 0
CGI Character Design => 0
Special mention for the guy with the staff. WTF.
P.S.: Does anyone remember what it felt like to leave a movie theater feeling surprised?