The Substance
The Substance
Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? You. Only better in every way. Seriously. You've got to try this new product. It's called the Substance. It changed my life. It generates another you. A new, younger, more beautiful, more perfect you. And there's only one rule: you share time. One week for you. One week for the new you. Seven days each. A perfect balance. Easy, right? If you respect the balance...what could possibly go wrong?
sn00gans reviewedOctober 9, 2025
Look, I get the message of the movie and it's a good message but for crying out loud, don't treat the viewer like an idiot. Watching this movie was like having the writer shouting in your ear DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? HOLLYWOOD WANTS YOUNGER PEOPLE AND THROW AWAY OLDER PEOPLE. DO YOU GET IT DO YOU GET IT for two and a half hours.
Also, learn some more camera techniques than extreme closeups.