Tango & Cash
Tango & Cash
Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash are two successful narcotics detectives who can't stand each other. Crime lord Yves Perret, furious at the loss of income they have caused him, plots an elaborate revenge against them.
marshalsea reviewedSeptember 15, 2025
Possibly the most 80s Film Ever.
It knows what it is - it's almost The Expendables 0.
Stallone gets to do a great turn as Brainy Stallone, Russell gets to do a great turn as sexy Russell (never quite sure why the ladies didn't go nuts for him), and Teri Hatcher throws in an early appearance in a very different role. You've got the normal cast of bad guys along for this brilliant over the top 80s actioner.
Alongside them Faltmeyer throws in a more 80s than 80s OST.